Dear Sarah we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School Withcraft and Wizardry.
misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

Concept Art → Infamous: Second Son
  • johanna mason in the caching fire novel: why cant something be done about the quarter quell?
  • johanna mason in the catching fire movie: im fucking feeling like we were screwed over by you pieces of shit fuck you all
danedehaanorg:

Dane DeHaan as Lucien Carr in "Kill Your Darlings" (2013)

danedehaanorg:

Dane DeHaan as Lucien Carr in "Kill Your Darlings" (2013)

That’s bullshit.

trickstarbrave:

sometimes you hear the correct pronunciation for something and you just

refuse to acknowledge it at all

necrute:

american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

stratogender:

ahoneyjumbleutopia:

stratogender:

ok but consider this: nonbinary superheroes

"are you a man or a woman?"
"I’m a hero"
"What gender are you"
"Super"

A+

lilhuntychild:

this dog is cute but he has been used for evil

reina5202:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Ladies of Tumblr photoset 

That last one though