Dear Sarah we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School Withcraft and Wizardry.
beeyoncevevo:

staticsosa:


I done fucked up 

are we not gonna talk about the dog that pops out of nowhere with extreme concern on his face

beeyoncevevo:

staticsosa:

I done fucked up 

are we not gonna talk about the dog that pops out of nowhere with extreme concern on his face

WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

imageimage

I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

pyralsnout:

luciferofficial:

fuckboy was a slur used against gay and trans men but we’ve turned it around to mean shitty cishet white boys who are also coincidentally the enemy in the skeleton war and i think that’s fucking great

NO IT WASNT
IT NEVER HAS BEEN A SLUR AGAINST ANYONE
NOR DOES IT MEAN CIS STRAIGHT WHITE BOYS
IT LITERALLY MEANS “BOY WHO IS A DOUCHE”

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

captaindemetrios:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

"he likes girls too much to be gay"

wait hold on i have an idea

what if, no, hear me out, what if

bisexual

see also:

Pansexual

iwasaninnocentchild:

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

  • me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
  • me: what are we