Dear Sarah we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School Withcraft and Wizardry.

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

sixpathsofbrule:

coalgirls:

*images dont load*
*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

*uses 2 gigs of data*

theinterwebsseries:

October is a big month for tumblr.

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one